TROLLING FOR DECADES!

BACK WITH ANOTHER SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON UPDATE! TROLLING MY WAY TO THE TOP!

I have experienced 5 losses in total sadly... 1 was up against crystal beast that 1st turn decree,another from chaos dragons who gustaph max'd me for game and 2 other decks I can't remember but they were both game 2 losses where I couldn't draw final countdown in time and 1 loss from a disconnect.

I did so happen to win 7 times.he wins happen for this deck are,opponent lags out or disconnects some how,or I side into final countdown  or my opponent rage quis OR like this 1 guy who declined my draw offer to give me the win.

And I have so far.....GIVEN 30 PEOPLE A DRAW.

The deck is doing well.I will continue to play it. FOR THE TIME BEING HERE ARE PICTURES + EXPLANATIONS!!!

sad sad quasar deck I went up against.He showed me a screenshot of his opening hand after i offered him a draw.He opened up with double maxx c,veiler,junk synchron and another card I'm forgetting.I managed to deliver a tie though.If he brought out annoyances....i would've died...but also madprops to main deck skill drains mwahahahahaha.

This six samurai player thought dojo stays on field and you just remove counters from it to special summon...the card isn't majorly broken like that....lol this is wha happens when people pick up a deck that can have a magnificent broken star.too much hype atracts noobs. granted it doesn't always have an explosive start.But dojo,ascetisism,gateway,united and the potential to spam ugly monsters.....too much.

Oh hello dark world....why you disconnect on me when I'm giving you 3000 lifepoints and about to take some damage.regardless if he has nothing on my button enxt turn I would've had it...saddddd face.

If he didnt play gustaph max I would've tied with this chaos dragon player.notice I have a button in my hand.I drew that this turn from a hope for escape...take in...he didnt see my button.he just saw my giving him lifepoints +scarecrows+ i think a skill drain+faders+draw power.Unless he thought in his mind that this is self-destruct button,no reason to be mad.he won and i offered a remach and this guy snapped. "so stupid" "son of a bitch" "fuck your mother" like....relax..meta scrubber.besides what does mymom have to do with anything?you either hate me or the deck or both,what does my mom have anything to do with this?oh no but makes sense,you hate me or the deck or both so obviously fuck my mom?makes sense.someone has attitude problems lol

Photons why you take out my lifepoints and accept my draw?! rawr.

Gladiator beast....my beloved gladiator beast I've had since 2010....sorry...lol

and this is my record at the time i am posting this:

also a ruling everyone should know about this deck is :
If you activate "Self-Destruct Button", and an effect is chained so that the difference in Life Points is less than 7000, "Self-Destruct Button" still resolves because its conditions were correct at the time of activation.

http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Rulings:Self-Destruct_Button

i had to argue with 2 people on that.I doubt some of the admins on dueling network know that as well sadly...1 admin even told me that my opponent with a yaichi on board,summons zanji and I torrential,apparently my opponent can save zanji by getting rid of yaichi....which is wrong look it up....actually here it is...

"When all "Six Samurai" monsters (and "Great Shogun Shien") would be destroyed simultaneously by "Torrential Tribute"/"Dark Hole"/etc, you cannot use the substitution effect to destroy another "Six Samurai" monster.<sup>[10]"

http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Rulings:The_Six_Samurai_-_Zanji 

but what happened?!!!

admin sided with my opponent and I ended up losing terribly hat game because of that issue.so I have no faith in half of the admins.</sup>

 

They see me trollin'...they aint hatin?:S

More update on my SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON DECK.surprisingly on dueling network..i get less death threats and insults.But on dueling network i get more noobs...like there was this one guy who tried to solemn warning my solemn judgment.....BIGGEST FAILURE EVER...

I did get to duel this 1 person though and honestly this person is either really new to yugioh or INSANELY NICE or both.thisduel with him ended in a draw but he was so impressed with the deck and it's abilities that he didnt accept my draw offer,instead he admitted defeat because he felt I won that.I let him look at my extra deck,and the idea of the main and side board and he thought it was genius.This person was extremely polite.Hopefully I duel this individual again under different circumstances.I was counter-trolled with niceness....my weakness....

ANYWAYS THE DECK HAS BEEN WORKING EXCEEDINGLY WELL!

I'm so far in total,i have

5 wins
4 losses
25 draws

The deck still pushes for a tie game 1 then sides into final countdown if need be.

The things this deck does in a match is either
1 draw and 2 wins
or 2 draws and 1 win
or 3 draws

Simple as that.now a lot of people may be unatracted by this deck;because,simply...shi en hurts it...etc... I feel someof my tech choices do some justice + regardless if they bring that card out like shi en etc...even if it takes a couple of turns....the deck will reveal ways to work around it.Side or no side.

SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY HERE ARE MORE PICTURES AND EXPLANATIONS!!!:

Game 1 up against blackwings....TIED THE GAME LIKE A BOSS!!!

NOW GAME 2 AGAINST BLACKWINGS...i sided completely into final countdown and won.

A sloppy built six samurai deck...I tied the game like a boss!

Game 1 against some weird odd dragon deck...sadly i couldn't stay for another duel because I had to go.but i tied this game.

Another odd deck...but oddly enough he plays spell absorption!!!do you know what that means?!!! HE HELPSME OUT EVEN MORE!!!!!

This was up against a alien/worm deck?iunno....soooo not anything i would ever play...but i tied the game!

I managed to tie here up against chaos dragons on turn 3 of the duel.Finally a meta deck...lol besides that 1 inzektor deck I faced off against.

This was the nice guy.The reason why i have 2 faders and things revealed were because he wanted to see out of curiosity.I don't mind sharing the deck,since i'm going to soon be revealing the deck itself to you all.but the shocker here was upon me offering a draw,he admitted defeat shortly after simply because he thought and he knew it was a tie but in his mind,i won.good guy.if you ever play him ladies and gentleman show him some love lol.

weird eatos deck.Whole time this guy kept telling me to tell him the truth thati'm playing exodia...i told him 4 times...and he still didnt believe me....oh well i tied the game!

This was my last duel.I tied the game here with six samurai's.He opened broken...gateway+dojo+shi en +ascetisism or whatever it's called etc...TOO MUCH.That isn'tan auto defeat for the deck.You can see 1 of my tech cards there.helped a whole lot.In the end I tied the game.too good.When facing down cards like that,you just need to stay cool,calm and collected.

ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!!!!!!I'M OFF TO BED!MAYBE I'LL POST DECK TOMORROW WHO KNOWS!!!BYE ALL

ROLLIN,WHILE MY DRAWS KEEP ON COMING!

MORE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON MADNESS!!!

playing this troll of a deck,gaining a massive amount of draws.

As of this time around I managed to accumulate another win another loss and much more draws.


Newest additions to the record:
Deck's i've won against:
unknown...they quit before anything could happen:1-0


Deck's I've lost against:
Crystal Beast simply because I got 1st turned decreed the deck cries to it but its okay.MUST CONTINUE TO MOVE FORWARD

and finally!!!the deck's I've tied against:
malefics:1-0
synchrocentric:1-0
unknown(i beat this person so fast before I could see anything):1-0
Herald/fairies:1-0
Normal Beatdown:1-0

the deck has been excelling and I like that.SO WITHOUT FUTHER DELAY!!!!HERE ARE PICTURES AND EXPLANATIONS!:

this was the malefic guy i tied with...he doesnt know anything....NOT A DAMN THING he tried to solemn warning my solemn judgment....sooooo goood.anyways beat him in the deck's only little way of winning which is actually a tie:

this person randomly quit before I could do anything really...sigh..

At first I thought this was a quasar deck....but then i saw sonic bird...then i saw that stronghold fortress thing...and then i saw me tie the game...;D

This guy I beat him way to quickly. I OTD him. (one turn draw).I opened up with both the button and wall of revealing light.He started his turn and mst'd my dark bribe I chained wall of revealing light and took out 7000 of my life points. Then he activated heavy storm and i chained the button and ended the game in a draw.

This was fairies or whatever with herald of perfection...only thing I was scared of here was the counter trap that can stop everything divine punishment i think it was called i dont know but i forced out 2 of them and managed to end the game with a draw.

Normal beatdown ish so bad.he helped me big time....lol bringing down my life points ever so nicely...what a gentleman...

    

TROLLIN TROLLIN GOTTA KEEPON TROLLIN

ALRIGHT NEW SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON UPDATE!

PEOPLE BE HATIN,some be happy etc..

anyways I did gain 3 losses.

My record with the deck so far is

2 wins,3 losses,11 draw

2 wins because people rage
3 losses because of 1 disconnect then 2 where i sided into final countdown for game 2 and i didnt draw it till it was too late.
11 draw because I'M A TROLL!

most recently the record is:
Decks I've tied with:
Madolche:2-0
Six Samurai:2-0
Burn:1-0
Gusto:2-0
Chaos Dragons(built poorly..dont know how thats possible..):1-0

those are the newest decks I've tied with

Decks I've lost to:
Game 2 up against madolche and gusto's.only reaosn is because I sided into final countdown...all this draw power and i did not even draw it tilllate game or at all....

In those games though i trolled game 3 and made it a draw ,even if i lost the match ,still puts a smile on my face :)


NOW FOR PICTURES AND EXPLANATIONS!!!:

TIE'D GAME 1 AGAINST MADOLCHE!hopefully thats how you spell that...

I lost game 2 against madolche so here is game 3 where I tied the game again!AND MY RATING RISES FROM THIS TROLLING HAHAHA

Game 1 vs six samurai.tied the game once again.

Game 2 vs six samurai...TIED THE GAME AGAIN!AM I GOD no i'm not..

Game 1 vs Burn.....THIS IS THE REASON WHY I HATE DUELING NETWORK.IT ALLOWS THESE PLAYERS....i had a pre-existing face up skill drain...laer on he flipped up a des koala and said it's unaffected by skill drain because skill drain only affects face up monsters....are you kidding me with that?! you explained to yourself already why skill drain stops it...and according to him it doesnt...so i ended up ending the game in a draw and then he left.

Game 1 vs gusto! TIED THE GAME ONCE AGAIN!

This was game 3 against gusto's.I lsot game 2 because I didnt get final countdown fast enough. on the turn i activated  self-destruct button in game 3,i offered him a draw and i just sat there waiting,he wasnt responding to my messages etc...so I called an admin and the admin just cancelled the duel....I would've raher have got the win....the man willingly ignored me he should pay for that....lol oh well it is what it is. thank you to the admin hat came really quickly I might add.

AND THE LAST DUEL THUS FAR WAS UP AGAINST A CHAOS DRAGON DECK BUILT EXTREMELY POORLY WHICH IS ODD because how do you screw that up....lol you play lightsworn engine...you play red-eyes,pulsar,darkflare,chaos sorc,eclipse,bls,gorz etc...simple simple stuff.....but i ended up making the game a draw once more.

  

TROLLING AT IT'S FINEST! self-destruct button!

Brining you guys a SNEAK PEEEEK TO MY!!!!Self-destruct button deck.I made the deck about a month or so ago and it has always done well and given me a lot of fun and exciting moments.A month or so ago I posted the deck up on dueling network forums and pojo forums.people gave me 1 good suggestion but it was mixed reactions to the deck. Some people praised me,some people were just nice and others were just plain rude telling me to gtfo of yugioh.

CAUTION:WHEN I RELEASE THE FINAL BUILD,PLAY IT AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL SWEAR AT YOU,THREATEN YOU,AND JUST PLAIN INSULT YOU! majority of the time you will take a lot of verbal abuse.This deck is not for sensitive people.

when you play this deck,you basically have to be a big douche.You have to not care period about anything except for excelling with the goal of the deck.So you essentially have to become the bigges b**ch in existance.

For those of you who don't know what the deck does,it basically strives to tie the game. You make the gap between you and your opponent's life points 7000 or more,then activate the self-destruct button and it drops both players life points down to 0 at the same time,thus giving both players a draw.

Now because I want to play this at a locals and possibly a regionals I had to come up with a side deck.and because my main deck already is the way it is,I thought it would be fun to side final countdown.It goes well with majority of cards already in the deck plus it finally gives the deck a win condition!!!!! YAY!

So basically for me I play troll to side into another troll.

Now don' get me wrong,the deck does have its weaknesses,asdoes other decks.shi en,naturia synchros,decree etc... there are 6 cards I side along side final countdown +stall cards like threatening roar and waboku that help me in those match-ups.

Majoriy of the timeplaying this,you will go either 1 win and 2 draws or 1 draw and 2 wins or 3 draws.

regardless you will always be playing a game 3.

Anyways I finally hopped back on dueling network.And this is my record thus far:

Deck's I have tied with:
 Exodia
inzektors
Cyber Dragon
Constellar

Deck's That I have beaten:
Constellar
Six Samurai

and here are some pictures:

This is the exodia deck that I went up against.It was a stall variant.I managed to tie the game.

This was the inzektor deck.Managed to tie as well.I MAKE META DECKS CRY BOIII

This was the cyber dragon deck.I managed to do another tie.

This was the six samurai player..god this is perfect example fo why i gave up dueling network for a while.Guy doesn't know what he's doing at all...He didnt even see anything that was self-destruct button...but from the get go he was swearing at me...I upsart goblin i drew...i waited a bit for him to add his 1000 life points...he never did...so i said "+1000" thats it! and he comes back with "i no fucker".He eventually tried to use yaichi's effect that destroys a set spell or trap card....on my face up skill drain...1)cant activate effect because of skill drain,2)IT'S SET,NOT FACE UP SPELL/TRAP CARD>.> He eventually left and I messaged him "u mad?" he didnt respond till like 3 minutes after the screenshot where he said "fuck you"

This was up against a constellar guy this was game 1 we played 2 single games.this one I tied the game and ya...lol

This was game 2 up against the constellar guy...This is where I sided completely into final countdown.I liked what he said after turn 6 he was like "do you really think you can win".....WELL YEAH!!! LOL he admitted defeat on the sart of the 20th turn and quit.bwahaha

this deck brings out the worse in people.I find it laughable a little bit.But thats it for now.STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES + DECK PROFILE!

Being a b**ch PART 2(part 1 was not titled)

so on the road to being a prick and what not,still continuing to play final countdown. Managed to win another duel. This time I was up against pure worms. HAVEN'T SEEN ANY WORM CARD IN WHAT FEELS LIKE DECADES. but honestly the deck as he/she constructed it was not going to do anything to final countdown. Also he/she cheated when tributing a yagan that was special summoned by it's own effect from the grave,he tributed it and he didnt remove it but I was like okay whatever. He was counting my final countdown,he was telling me to read his card(s) etc... so mr.hot stuff should've known.ANYWAYS ya I ended up winning. I just basically kept activating stall cards via opponents sp,I used a total of 2 one day of peace,1 battle fader and at the end of the duel 1 swift scarecrow,OTHER THAN THOSE hand traps didnt use a single other one. I just sat there activating things on sp and one day of peace on my turn and it was all good.

anyways win is all that really matters...woooooh.

so here's a picture:

So honestly today I FELT LIKE BEING A PRICK! so thats what i did. I played final countdown and just left after winning game 1. Yes I am a firm believer in playing a full game in order to really beat someone but honestly I wanted to make my opponent feel mad about playing me,mad about losing then mad that this person doesnt even get the chance to redeem his/her-self. Now being a prick comes with its amazing perks. For example you probably ruined that persons day. Because it might actually throw them off psychologically SOOO SAYING THAT!!!!i'm so glad to have been apart of that persons day.

I did have a side ready though so I wasnt too worried. The worst thing he could've done to me because he's playing chaos dragons possible threats may be mst's end phasing game 2  and/or royal decree's but I was set  for the most part. I side mst's I side heavy,etc... I side some cards people haven't even thought about playing in decades because they came out in packs long ago when I was in gr.6 and I'm done highschool alreayd so tha was a long while back. So I was prepared for a game 2 but its much more fun to anger. My goal in the game isn't to make other people happy or give them a good time. It's to win and sometimes be a dick. haters can hate but whatever thats how I play.


Heres a picture from that duel:

He threw me off on my counting a little bit because he started to count for me. I was like just sitting here thinking...why doe she count my card when I'm doing it already. and he counted wrong which threw my counting off but in the end got back on track and ended up winning still but ugh never count my countdown!this aint no new years. This isn't a group counting thing.

also one of the weird things I'm siding for example I side 2 dancing fairy for a certain match up,try to guess which one ;) but heavily comes in handy!

FINAL COUNTDOWN CANNOT STOP ME

so I just had one of the most odd duels.....Technically I was supposed to lose if he/she played correctly or had any clue about what they were doing.... I was playing inzektors so far undefeated...(that wont last sigh...) and I was up against final countdown.... AHHHH that fc....most stupid of troll decks...anyways I should've lost but this person made questionable moves.Played questionable cards etc...

I really should have lost. My cards are only good if he plays slow stall cards. My only advantage is end phase mst.I don'tmain decree's unlike some inzektor deck's I've seen so ya...screwed. But he played very questionable stuff like cyber valley for example.

I mean Cyber Valley isn't bad and it can stall for you but it's heavily dependant on your opponent attacking for it to stall. What happens if my inzektos pop it?smashing grounds?dark hole?soul taker?warning?torrential?etc... The card is too vulnerable before it ever get's to see any play.

I liked the dark hole the player played. Sometimes you do get insanely overwhelmed and sometimes you need that dark hole as a refresher.

Winged kuriboh is meh to me. It does what it does.There are flaws but not easily exploited that quickly.

The move that hadme wtf'd is. He knew I had a fly on the field. He knew I had a fly in my hand. He One day of peace and ended up setting 3.
1)why set when no matter what,for this turn,you're garunteed no damage.because now even if i can't inflict damage unto you,I can still destroy what you have and essentially at that moment you'll begin to go negative. Because even if you were to set something chainable such as threatening roar or waboku,doesn't matter because you were already safe with one day of peace and you just completely lost out on those cards.
2)this person end up setting a mirror force one day of peace and morphing jar.
3)WHY WOULD YOU SET ONE DAY OF PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4)mirror force is whaever unlessyou have answers to my inzektors,you will lose it regardless.and morhping jar can't be helped as well. If I didnt have another inzektor in hand,he/she may have maintained that monster.

anyways enough is enough....

here are some pictures:

this was that persons graveyard:

I will take this time now to shower and come back and build my own final countdown deck and i'll share that with all of you and also bring you an analysis of certain cards and the deck etc... SO STAY TUNED FOR THAT

Played my hieratics in 2 duels this time in unrated. Was testing out something new. Sadly I didnt draw it so..... lol... 1st duel ended up as a draw. Man was playing self destruct button in...unrated :S for whatever reason....

I have a self destruct button deck. to me the only plus side you'll ever get is annoying people and or if you face someone WAAAY higher rating then you,if you end up tieing,you gain rating.

other than that you end up wasting your opponents time and potentially your own which i dont like. because it doesnt do much. NOW if you side some kind of awesome win condition THEN MAYBE...JUST MAYBE its worth playing. but not as is.p.s. i side final countdown...rawr...


second duel I was up against a deck that utilized black garden. i went first,set torrential and pass.On his turn he summoned,i torrentialed. he activated the garden and set 2. On my turn I heavy storm'd.i took out some prety good stuff. Then I monster reborn his monster and tribute for su. then tribute su for su. and started do shinanaigans. where in the end i'd be left with 1 watttaildragon,1 atum or gaia dragon and 1 red eyes and also 1 set solemn warning. BUT NOOOO EVERYTIME I TRY TO THESE MOVES TO GET THE FINAL PRODUCT OUT,THEY ALWAYS ADMIT OR QUIT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL>.>


here are some pictures of that duel:

and for those that care about his/her profile: